Vaguely Dirty Product Names #1
Muffies.
They're muffins which have been genetically modified not to have bodies, leaving only the good bits. My ISP calls them Muffies.
As in, "I spent the afternoon eating a muffy." You can pretty much write your own joke here. As for me, I just ate a muffy and it was really, really good.
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