Vaguely Dirty Product Names #1


They're muffins which have been genetically modified not to have bodies, leaving only the good bits. My ISP1 calls them Muffies.

As in, I spent the afternoon eating a muffy. You can pretty much write your own joke here. As for me, I just ate a muffy and it was really, really good.

#   Posted 2007-07-10 16:49:00 UTC; last changed 2014-05-04 17:42:59 UTC